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How It Works
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MELTS ON CONTACT FEELS LIKE RELIEF
Cooch Calm goes on smooth and gets to work fast. It melts right into your skin delivering instant hydration and a calming glide that helps ease irritation the moment it starts. No sting no stick no wait time. Just fast acting comfort that feels like a reset button for your vulva. -
STOPS THE SCRATCH BEFORE YOU SNATCH
Beeswax and arrowroot lay down a silky shield that helps prevent friction and skin freakouts before they begin. Whether it is from movement heat or too much laundry day fabric this balm cuts down the rub keeps things calm and saves you from the scratchy spiral. -
BRINGS THE JUICY TO YOUR COOCHIE
Hormonal dryness tightness or random desert days meet their match with hyaluronic acid and jojoba. These power hydrators go deep pulling in moisture and locking it in so your skin stays soft stretchy and ready for whatever. No more dry spells just smooth sailing. -
SOOTHES THE AFTERMATH OF EVERYTHING
Pomegranate pumpkin seed and vitamin E step in to calm bumps ease redness and help your skin bounce back from whatever nonsense it just went through. Post shave post sex post bad decisionโthis is your repair kit in a tin. -
THE STICK FOR YOUR LIPS DOWNSTAIRS
Cooch Calm keeps your lips soft smooth and visibly juicy so when your man gets a look down there, he doesnโt waste time. It tones down redness boosts hydration and makes everything look fresh plump and ready to be appreciated up close. No dryness no rough patches no awkward lightingโjust the kind of view that gets him grinning and going in headfirst. -
PLANET FRIENDLY COOCH APPROVED
Cooch Calm comes in a recyclable twist-up tube thatโs as kind to the earth as it is to your downstairs. No plastic pumps no excess packaging no landfill guilt. Just a simple low waste design that does the job without trashing the planet. Good for your lips good for the land. -
CLEAN FORMULA NO TRICKS NO TRASH
Cooch Calm is made with 100% percent natural origin ingredients and nothing fake to mess with your microbiome. No parabens no fragrance no petroleum no junk. Just a short list of skin loving botanicals that work. Handcrafted in Seattle by Bamford and Wolfe because your vulva deserves better than mystery goo in fancy packaging.
FAQ
HOW TO USE COOCH CALM
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Glide on a small amount directly to the vulva (outer lips only). Use daily or whenever things downstairs feel dry, cranky, or just plain out of sorts.
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Thatโs it. No mess, no fussโjust calm where it counts.
THIS BALM MEANS BUSINESS
- Meet your everyday vulva rescue. Cooch Calm is a nourishing botanical balm that soothes irritation, combats dryness, and protects your most delicate skin from friction, shaving, or too-tight yoga pants. Use it after grooming, during hormonal flare-ups, or anytime your lady bits feel like throwing a tantrum.
WHO IS IT FOR
- Got a hoo-ha? This balm was made for you. Cooch Calm is perfect for anyone dealing with dryness, irritation, post-shave stinging, chafing, or just looking to keep things soft, smooth, and balanced. Use it after showers, after sex, after waxingโbasically, anytime your bits need a bit of TLC.
IS IT SAFE FOR SENSITIVE AREAS
- Yes. Cooch Calm is formulated with natural oils and skin-friendly botanicals that are gentle enough for the most sensitive parts of your body. No burning. No fake fragrances. No weird waxy residue. Just clean, calm comfort you can count on.
HOW DOES IT FEEL
- Like a botanical hug for your bits. The texture is silky and rich, but not greasy. It melts in on contact, leaving skin soft, smooth, and shielded without feeling heavy or sticky.
IS THIS A LUBE
- Nope. This is your daily calm balm for your hoo-ha, not a lubricant. Itโs here to soothe and protect, not slick things up. But you can absolutely pair it with your favorite lube if youโre going from chill to thrill.
Ingredients
- โข Meadowfoam Seed Oil: Locks in moisture and creates a breathable barrier to protect delicate skin.
- โข Jojoba Oil: Mimics your skinโs natural sebum to deeply moisturize without clogging or irritating.
- โข Squalane: A lightweight, non-greasy hydrator that softens and smooths skin.
- โข Pumpkin Seed Oil: Rich in zinc and antioxidants to help strengthen the skin barrier and calm irritation.
- โข Pomegranate Seed Oil: Promotes healing and elasticity while reducing inflammation.
- โข Beeswax: Seals in moisture, adds a soft glide, and helps shield from friction.
- โข Honey: A natural antimicrobial to keep things happy downstairs.
- โข Arrowroot: Helps absorb moisture and keeps things fresh and comfortable.
- โข Vitamin E: Protects against damage and supports skin regeneration.
- โข Hyaluronic Acid: A hydration powerhouse that pulls in moisture and keeps skin plump and comfy.
COOCH CALM โ NATURAL VULVA BALM
Cooch Calm is your daily defense balm for soothing irritation, fighting dryness, and restoring comfort to the skin that deals with the most. Itโs the stick for your lipโs downstairsโdesigned to calm the chaos and keep things smooth where it really matters. Whether itโs post-shave, post-sex, mid-cycle, or just another day in too-tight jeans, this botanical formula is made to bring balance back fast. Powered by meadowfoam, jojoba, pumpkin seed, and pomegranate oils, it nourishes deeply without clogging pores or leaving behind a heavy residue. Beeswax forms a soft, breathable barrier that locks in moisture and reduces friction, while arrowroot helps absorb excess dampness and keeps the finish smooth and dry. A touch of honey adds antimicrobial support and healing comfort, and hyaluronic acid floods the skin with lasting hydration. The balm melts in instantly and absorbs fastโno burning, no stinging, no greasy messโjust calm, clean, body-safe relief you can feel right away. Use it after grooming, workouts, or anytime your vulva feels off, irritated, or overworked. Itโs gentle enough for daily use and effective enough to handle flare-ups on the spot. From friction to folliculitis to hormone-induced desert dryness, Cooch Calm helps you manage it all with ease. Because when everythingโs in balance down there, life just feels better. Happy hoo-ha, happy life!How It Works
-
MELTS ON CONTACT FEELS LIKE RELIEF
Cooch Calm goes on smooth and gets to work fast. It melts right into your skin delivering instant hydration and a calming glide that helps ease irritation the moment it starts. No sting no stick no wait time. Just fast acting comfort that feels like a reset button for your vulva. -
STOPS THE SCRATCH BEFORE YOU SNATCH
Beeswax and arrowroot lay down a silky shield that helps prevent friction and skin freakouts before they begin. Whether it is from movement heat or too much laundry day fabric this balm cuts down the rub keeps things calm and saves you from the scratchy spiral. -
BRINGS THE JUICY TO YOUR COOCHIE
Hormonal dryness tightness or random desert days meet their match with hyaluronic acid and jojoba. These power hydrators go deep pulling in moisture and locking it in so your skin stays soft stretchy and ready for whatever. No more dry spells just smooth sailing. -
SOOTHES THE AFTERMATH OF EVERYTHING
Pomegranate pumpkin seed and vitamin E step in to calm bumps ease redness and help your skin bounce back from whatever nonsense it just went through. Post shave post sex post bad decisionโthis is your repair kit in a tin. -
THE STICK FOR YOUR LIPS DOWNSTAIRS
Cooch Calm keeps your lips soft smooth and visibly juicy so when your man gets a look down there, he doesnโt waste time. It tones down redness boosts hydration and makes everything look fresh plump and ready to be appreciated up close. No dryness no rough patches no awkward lightingโjust the kind of view that gets him grinning and going in headfirst. -
PLANET FRIENDLY COOCH APPROVED
Cooch Calm comes in a recyclable twist-up tube thatโs as kind to the earth as it is to your downstairs. No plastic pumps no excess packaging no landfill guilt. Just a simple low waste design that does the job without trashing the planet. Good for your lips good for the land. -
CLEAN FORMULA NO TRICKS NO TRASH
Cooch Calm is made with 100% percent natural origin ingredients and nothing fake to mess with your microbiome. No parabens no fragrance no petroleum no junk. Just a short list of skin loving botanicals that work. Handcrafted in Seattle by Bamford and Wolfe because your vulva deserves better than mystery goo in fancy packaging.
FAQ
HOW TO USE COOCH CALM
-
Glide on a small amount directly to the vulva (outer lips only). Use daily or whenever things downstairs feel dry, cranky, or just plain out of sorts.
-
Thatโs it. No mess, no fussโjust calm where it counts.
THIS BALM MEANS BUSINESS
- Meet your everyday vulva rescue. Cooch Calm is a nourishing botanical balm that soothes irritation, combats dryness, and protects your most delicate skin from friction, shaving, or too-tight yoga pants. Use it after grooming, during hormonal flare-ups, or anytime your lady bits feel like throwing a tantrum.
WHO IS IT FOR
- Got a hoo-ha? This balm was made for you. Cooch Calm is perfect for anyone dealing with dryness, irritation, post-shave stinging, chafing, or just looking to keep things soft, smooth, and balanced. Use it after showers, after sex, after waxingโbasically, anytime your bits need a bit of TLC.
IS IT SAFE FOR SENSITIVE AREAS
- Yes. Cooch Calm is formulated with natural oils and skin-friendly botanicals that are gentle enough for the most sensitive parts of your body. No burning. No fake fragrances. No weird waxy residue. Just clean, calm comfort you can count on.
HOW DOES IT FEEL
- Like a botanical hug for your bits. The texture is silky and rich, but not greasy. It melts in on contact, leaving skin soft, smooth, and shielded without feeling heavy or sticky.
IS THIS A LUBE
- Nope. This is your daily calm balm for your hoo-ha, not a lubricant. Itโs here to soothe and protect, not slick things up. But you can absolutely pair it with your favorite lube if youโre going from chill to thrill.
Ingredients
- โข Meadowfoam Seed Oil: Locks in moisture and creates a breathable barrier to protect delicate skin.
- โข Jojoba Oil: Mimics your skinโs natural sebum to deeply moisturize without clogging or irritating.
- โข Squalane: A lightweight, non-greasy hydrator that softens and smooths skin.
- โข Pumpkin Seed Oil: Rich in zinc and antioxidants to help strengthen the skin barrier and calm irritation.
- โข Pomegranate Seed Oil: Promotes healing and elasticity while reducing inflammation.
- โข Beeswax: Seals in moisture, adds a soft glide, and helps shield from friction.
- โข Honey: A natural antimicrobial to keep things happy downstairs.
- โข Arrowroot: Helps absorb moisture and keeps things fresh and comfortable.
- โข Vitamin E: Protects against damage and supports skin regeneration.
- โข Hyaluronic Acid: A hydration powerhouse that pulls in moisture and keeps skin plump and comfy.
PETA approved - Cruelty free and Suitable for Vegan.
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